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Star Songs
8th House

Creature Feature
A Gorey Demise

A is for Amber, who drowned in a pool
B is for Billy, who was eaten by ghouls
C is for Curt with disease of the brain
D is for Daniel, derailed on a train
E is for Eric, who was buried alive
F is for Frank, who was stabbed through the eye
G is for Greg, who died in the womb
H is for Heather, who was sealed in a tomb

One by one, we bite the dust;
We kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number’s up
We all fall down
Ashes to ashes, and bones to paste,
You’ll wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down

I is for Isaac, who lost his front brakes
J is for Johnny, who was bitten by snakes
K is for Kimmy, who was shot in the head
L is for Larry, who bled and bled
M’s for Marie, who was burnt to a crisp
N is for Nick, he was pummeled by fists
O is for Olive, who lived life too fast
P is for Pat, who swallowed some glass

[Alright, ye lot— All together, now!]
One by one, we bite the dust;
We kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number’s up
We all fall down
Ashes to ashes, and bones to paste,
You’ll wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down

Q is for Quentin, who took the wrong trail
R is for Reyna, who rotted in jail
S is for Steve, who was shot with a bow
T is for Tori, who froze in the snow
U is for Urich, who was trampled by hooves
V’s for Vanessa, who fell off a roof
W’s for Will, who was hit by a car
X is for Xavier, who sunk in the tar
Y is for Yessy, who fell from a plane
And Z is for Zack, who sim-ply went…
Insane!

3 days ago
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sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

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fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

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herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

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october 31st:SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st:JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
5 days ago
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aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

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-eliana:

Quel momento… Lo aspetto con ansia. Il fatidico momento, quello in cui tutte le ragazze penseranno se sarà la cosa giusta da fare. Il momento in cui tutte esiteremo, ci tortureremo le labbra, le mani, i capelli, cammineremo avanti e indietro. Poi arriva lui, il cuore batte all’impazzata, la testa comincia a girare e il cervello a pensare troppo velocemente. E quando ti bacia, tutte le preoccupazioni spariscono, perché lo ami fin troppo per lasciarlo andare in quel momento. 
La nostra prima volta,  che nessuno mai in questo mondo potrebbe mai dimenticare..

-eliana:

Quel momento… Lo aspetto con ansia. Il fatidico momento, quello in cui tutte le ragazze penseranno se sarà la cosa giusta da fare. Il momento in cui tutte esiteremo, ci tortureremo le labbra, le mani, i capelli, cammineremo avanti e indietro. Poi arriva lui, il cuore batte all’impazzata, la testa comincia a girare e il cervello a pensare troppo velocemente. E quando ti bacia, tutte le preoccupazioni spariscono, perché lo ami fin troppo per lasciarlo andare in quel momento.
La nostra prima volta, che nessuno mai in questo mondo potrebbe mai dimenticare..

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plantgay:

kelbii:

plantgay:

42awesomesteve:

plantgay:

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck

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hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

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jesustagram:

When all your teachers assign projects at the same time image

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goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

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